December 2009
62 posts
I feel like this when I get inspired.
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Minus the BearCrocodile Rock, Allentown PA Feb 4 FOR REAL?
farmanimalsrock:
I need to replace the word “wonderful” with the word “lovely” in my vocabulary immediately.
As well as cut back on “like” and “oh my god”?
Finally
Season 5, Episode 10: The Window
Original Air Date—7 December 2009 Maggie a girl next door Ted has wanted to date for years has suddenly broken up with her latest boyfriend, giving him and many other guys a chance to score with her.
Foolish.
I should have known better than to think I could actually accomplish what I set out to do with the internet in front of me.
Reblog with your favourite Mitch Hedberg Joke
farmanimalsrock:
madewithpaste:
farmanimalsrock:
camerachameleon:
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, dude! You have to wait.
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender…all you do is say what the shit does, and add “er.” I wanna work for the kitchen appliance naming institute. Hey, what does this do? It keeps shit fresh....
Reblog with your favourite Mitch Hedberg Joke
farmanimalsrock:
camerachameleon:
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, dude! You have to wait.
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender…all you do is say what the shit does, and add “er.” I wanna work for the kitchen appliance naming institute. Hey, what does this do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that’s a fresher. I’m goin’ on...