January 2010
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Sex Education Mystery Story!
tomoatmeal:
Maybe I wasn’t the best police officer, but I certainly didn’t deserve to be wasting my day at an elementary school talking to students about drugs and sex.
“I think what you’re holding is just the wrapper for the condom,” the young student said. “The actual condom fell out. See? It’s by your foot.”
“Yeah I know. That’s what I said,” I muttered, reaching down to pick up the condom....
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farmanimalsrock:
thatnicejewishboy:
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Puffy just fucks over everyone he signs.
farmanimalsrock:
fff8e7:
volia:
purplemachine:
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solaravada:
EVERYONE.
Name one person that has profited in the long run off of Bad Boy Records.
diddy.
what’s a puffy
what’s a puffy
Back in my day everyone knew him as Puff Daddy!
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fun fact
farmanimalsrock:
itsthe90s:
i have never seen a “jack in the box” restaurant in real life
me neither! another fun fact: despite the fact that ants can carry one hundred times their own body weight, they are not allowed in my kitchen.
I have seen a “jack in the box” restaurant in real life. Ants are also not allowed in my kitchen or anywhere else in my house in general. Another...
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